Welcome
to
Notes of Nonsense
Welcome
to
Notes of Nonsense
Welcome
to
Notes of Nonsense
Wine, minus the bullshit.
Join me, Lord Bullington, on a rather different sort of wine adventure.
With five carefully selected wines, a little curiosity, and absolutely no need to pretend you can detect notes of freshly cut grass, discover what you genuinely enjoy drinking.
No intimidating jargon. No wine snobbery. Just good wine, curious discoveries, and a little nonsense along the way.
Wine, minus the bullshit.
Join me, Lord Bullington, on a rather different sort of wine adventure.
With five carefully selected wines, a little curiosity, and absolutely no need to pretend you can detect notes of freshly cut grass, discover what you genuinely enjoy drinking.
No intimidating jargon. No wine snobbery. Just good wine, curious discoveries, and a little nonsense along the way.
Wine, minus the bullshit.
Join me, Lord Bullington, on a rather different sort of wine adventure.
With five carefully selected wines, a little curiosity, and absolutely no need to pretend you can detect notes of freshly cut grass, discover what you genuinely enjoy drinking.
No intimidating jargon. No wine snobbery. Just good wine, curious discoveries, and a little nonsense along the way.
Lord Bullington VI
Lord Bullington VI
Lord Bullington VI
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
WHAT’S IN THE BOX?
WHAT’S IN THE BOX?
Each Notes of Nonsense tasting box contains the following elements, lovingly assembled by Yours Truly. Essential to make some important revelations about your palate; no previous experience needed.
Each Notes of Nonsense tasting box contains the following elements, lovingly assembled by Yours Truly. Essential to make some important revelations about your palate; no previous experience needed.
Each Notes of Nonsense tasting box contains the following elements, lovingly assembled by Yours Truly. Essential to make some important revelations about your palate; no previous experience needed.
A GUIDE TO THE AFFAIR: A jargon-free guide to help you get the most from your tasting, with context, tips, and just a touch of sarcastic wisdom
A GUIDE TO THE AFFAIR: A jargon-free guide to help you get the most from your tasting, with context, tips, and just a touch of sarcastic wisdom
A GUIDE TO THE AFFAIR: A jargon-free guide to help you get the most from your tasting, with context, tips, and just a touch of sarcastic wisdom
FIVE CURATED WINES: 187ml, the perfect amount to try and try again. Identity concealed until the grand reveal
FIVE CURATED WINES: 187ml, the perfect amount to try and try again. Identity concealed until the grand reveal
FIVE CURATED WINES: 187ml, the perfect amount to try and try again. Identity concealed until the grand reveal
BEFORE AND AFTER: Compare characteristics you think you like to what you actually enjoyed
BEFORE AND AFTER: Compare characteristics you think you like to what you actually enjoyed
BEFORE AND AFTER: Compare characteristics you think you like to what you actually enjoyed
THE BULLOMETER: Separate the sensible adjectives from the downright pretentious
THE BULLOMETER: Separate the sensible adjectives from the downright pretentious
THE BULLOMETER: Separate the sensible adjectives from the downright pretentious
TASTING CARDS: A place to record and quantify your own findings, with explanations to actually understand what it is your are tasting and feeling
TASTING CARDS: A place to record and quantify your own findings, with explanations to actually understand what it is your are tasting and feeling
TASTING CARDS: A place to record and quantify your own findings, with explanations to actually understand what it is your are tasting and feeling
THE REVELATIONS: The experts description, accompanied by a Lord Bullington plain-language translation. Compare your perceptions to the "official" ratings to see where your experience may differ
THE REVELATIONS: The experts description, accompanied by a Lord Bullington plain-language translation. Compare your perceptions to the “official” ratings to see where your experience may differ
THE REVELATIONS: The experts description, accompanied by a Lord Bullington plain-language translation. Compare your perceptions to the “official” ratings to see where your experience may differ
THE OFFICIAL WRITING IMPLEMENT OF LORD BULLINGTON: Crown-topped, of course. To document your important insights
THE OFFICIAL WRITING IMPLEMENT OF LORD BULLINGTON: Crown-topped, of course. To document your important insights
THE OFFICIAL WRITING IMPLEMENT OF LORD BULLINGTON: Crown-topped, of course. To document your important insights
The Lord’s Collection
The Lord’s Collection
The Lord’s Collection
FROM THE PRIVATE CELLAR
FROM THE PRIVATE CELLAR
FROM THE PRIVATE CELLAR
Consult the Bullometer
Consult the Bullometer
Consult the Bullometer
A rigorously peer reviewed measure of nonsense, based on absolutely nothing scientific whatsoever.
“A wine with exceptional typicity.”
Lord Bullington’s translation: It tastes like how you’d expect. Well done grapes.
Scoring “moderately nonsensical” on the Bullometer Scale.
Wine. Minus the bullshit.
A rigorously peer reviewed measure of nonsense, based on absolutely nothing scientific whatsoever.
“A wine with exceptional typicity.”
Lord Bullington’s translation: It tastes like how you’d expect. Well done grapes.
Scoring “moderately nonsensical” on the Bullometer Scale.
Wine. Minus the bullshit.
The science behind Notes of Nonsense
The science behind Notes of Nonsense
The science behind Notes of Nonsense
